He's Indescribable!

Concerning Christ, Theodore the Studite wrote:

The Inconceivable is conceived in the womb of a Virgin; the Unmeasurable becomes three cubits high, the Unqualifiable acquires a quality; the Undefinable stands up, sits down, and lies down; He who is everywhere is put into a crib; He who is above time gradually reaches the age of twelve; He who is formless appears with the shape of a man, and the Incorporeal enters into a body . . . Therefore, He is describable and indescribable.